officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

(via thefuuuucomics)

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

a friend of mine was pushed into the girls room and hit his head on our “candy machine”

theghostofyourliess:

Men’s Rights Activists

a friend of mine was pushed into the girls room and hit his head on our “candy machine”

(Source: youll-never-get-me-alive, via thefuuuucomics)

bandomatic:

My Chemical Romance music videos

(via patdlovers)

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

me on a speed boat

lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

me on a speed boat

(via thefuuuucomics)

riichardmadden:

#i’ve never even watched this and this is the least okay post of my life

i love how the mom was only 10 months older than her daughter

(Source: theraulnesss, via sorelatable)

the mountain goats above bastille!!

the mountain goats above bastille!!

(via the-personal-quotes)

jump-doughboy-jump:

vriska-ler:

no but what pisses me off is when parents dont let boys and girls hang out as friends like especially when it comes to sleepovers

like no i dont want his dick in me i want to sit on my floor and throw board game pieces at him when i lose

finally someone said it

i never understood why mixed sleep overs weren’t common i had them all the time

(Source: krumpany, via spoken-not-written)

rootswillbindus:

duplication:

don’t cross oceans for people who wouldn’t cross a puddle for you.

No, do it. Do cross oceans for people. Love people, all people. No conditions attached, no wondering wether or not they’re worthy. Cross oceans, climb mountains. Life and love isn’t about what you gain, it’s about what you give.

(via shutupsatan)

jellybabiesandjammiedodgers:

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

image

(via spoken-not-written)

alt-j:

maatjie-buddy:

alt-j:

just had some cornflakes

Not twitter…

good fucking observation but I just had some cornflakes and I damn well enjoyed them

(via spoken-not-written)

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

spoken-not-written:

heyfunniest:

When someone tickles my neck.. 

I CAN RELATE TO A FUCKING PLASTIC BOTTLE I HATE THIS WEBSITE

(via spoken-not-written)